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did you know that one in every 532 people in Ireland is a child molester? [16 Sep 2007|04:48pm] [ mood | horny ]  rawr. ooh la la. zimby zimby bang bang. why are thou reading this...? Yaga-zoozy-yaga-zoozy-yaga-zoozy ZIM! Then, Endora turns into a parrot. LING LING! DRINK YOUR MILK LIKE A HUMAN! What? Who doesn't look like a human? What kind of name is Ling Ling anyway? Why wouldn't you believe in Ling Ling? Every November 18th, a magical cat named Ling Ling comes to your house. She drinks all of the milk. Then she leaves you a "present." A cat-type present. Like waste. Cat waste. Ewwww. Why would a cat named Ling Ling leave that in your house? WATCH OUT FOR LING-LING, SAMANTHA! She doesn't want to turn back into a cat because she likes being pampered by her human boyfriend! Nimble me quick. Ling Ling is nimble. What? Why did you stop reading? Isn't this mumbo jumbo of interest? If it's not, you need to sort out your priorities. I wonder at what point you realized that this was not Claire. Probably the first line. If you still thought this was Claire, that's pretty darn sad. PRETTY. DARN. SAD. Now the question is, who is this? Is it Ling Ling? OH NO! LING LING BROKE INTO CLAIRE'S LIVEJOURNAL! Ling-Ling be nimble, Ling-Ling be quick. Ling-Ling jump over the dead corpse. ;) (That's how the rhyme really goes.) It should make you feel comforted. Are you comforted?   ARE YOU COMFORTED?!?!??!!?!   BE COMFORTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! post comment

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public: compare and contrast [23 Aug 2005|04:10pm] [ mood | happy~hey it's a public entry! ] [ music | Switch~ Will Smith ] Original schedule: bio~wieduwilt (s) german~ henson (c) polinomics~chobanian (s) wind ensemble [bleh]~whitlock [double bleh] (p) b lunch advanced comp~woodruff (p) ags 2~ kormos (s) NEW, IMPROVED SCHEDULE THAT I WAITED FOR FOR 2 HOURS: polinomics~ boyd (s) german~henson (c) sym.~boerma (p) advanced comp~ woodruff (p) B-LUNCH BABY!!!! bio~ eppler (p) ags 2~ kormos (s) I really like my new schedule b/c I don't have to walk every hour like I had to last time. I have more classes in plymouth than salem which is weird. But b/c Mrs. Campbell switched me out of band, it screwed up my whole schedule so I got to choose my teachers. I <3333333333333 Campbell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she was so fricken nice. holler if we have classes together. me and robbi don't have lunch together ::cries:: either do me and lavanya but she was a complete jerk today so i don't really care. and i blew off ryan. i know he likes me but i've waited long enough. holler if we have lunch and/or classes together!!!! 9 comments|post comment

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[27 Jul 2005|07:18pm] Pick 10 fictional characters you'd have sex with and then tag 5 friends. 1) LORELEI GIRLMORE!!!!!!!!!!! HOT HOT HOT HOT who cares if she’s a girl? that doesn’t change her hotness!!!!! 2) Clark Kent~ screw lana/lois 3) Phil Diffy from “Phil of the Future”~ everyone’s got a secret fetish (at least he’s my age) 4) Nick from the book “full house” (has nothing to do w/ the TV show)~ he’s totally experienced 5) Tulsa McLean~ the directions said a fictional character and this is my favorite character played by Elvis Presley 6) Luke Danes~ who cares if he’s a little older than me? 7) Peter Colt from Wimbledon~ he can whisper dirty things into my ear all night with that sexy british accent 8) Draco Malfoy from “HP”~ he’s the hottest one 9) Devon from “Drumline”~ average black man is 1 inch longer that a white boy 10) Matt from “13 Going on 30”~he’s so adorable Tagging: 1) Kyle 2) Amy 3) Jordan 4) Riley 5) Alex 1 comment|post comment

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